That is what I told the little girl I was babysitting tonight, when she tried to re-dip her carrot in the dressing. As soon as I said it, I decided it sounded good and I decided that "what nobody likes" could make a good blog topic. SO here goes the list BY ME (feel free to make additions):
Nobody likes...
- steelers (or pretty much anyone from Pittsburgh - and because I lived there, I can say that!)
- egg nog (ewww)
- bunions
- pork rinds (or at least they shouldn't)
- the buzz of the alarm clock
- double dippers, of course
- close talkers
- fat free cream cheese
- ugly shoes (unless you are a people watcher)
- the stress of dating
- blind dates
- being set-up
- creamed corn
- molester vans
- nose bleeds
- poison ivy
- keeping up with the Joneses
- being yelled at for not blogging in a week or so
- lulls
- stinky feet
- stinky other things
- ear aches
- self-absorbed, holier-than-thou snotfaces
- snot
- cold hands
- wet public bathroom floors
- empty toilet paper rolls
- sore winners
- sore losers
- kittens and rainbow backgrounds on Myspace
- long lines
- dirty hand shakes
- radishes
- Pittsburgh
- anyone who says, "sorry, but I got the last one."
- irrational and unsubstantiated arguers aka debates with people who don't "get" the facts
- finding stuff in your food
- greasy cheese burritos (ha...)
- spikes in weather - 70 degrees one day, 22 the next
- paying a lot for a little
- family-owned car company commercials
- infomercials for makeup and face products
- cold rain
- warm spots in the pool
what else?
11 comments:
See you at the game Sunday. I predict: Bengals 81, Raida's 3.
Where are you sitting?
Oh yea, no one like the Raiders...
Or adding apostrophes to legitimate words for no good reason... ;)
Nuttin' but love Dan, nuttin'...
I like creamed corn on my pork rinds with a glass of egg nog resting on my bunion.
close talkers
It depends on how hot they are.
I like greasy cheese burritos
AGREE WITH DAN. They can be as close as they want if you know what I'm sayin'....you know what I mean hum hum hum....
As far as where I'm sitting, I think it's one of the green seats.
Okay...I tried to tell the child I was baby sitting before about double dipping...Yeah...she was not having anything to do with it. So I just never eat at ranch or carrots at thier house. :-(
nobody likes hangovers. you forgot that one.
Nobody likes going for a cup of coffee at work only to find a tablespoon left in the pot.
Other than that, that was a nicely done, comprehensive list.
AML: EWWW. Just EWWWW.
Dan-O: If they are hot close talkers, it could constitute a random makeout, which didn't make the "nobody likes" list... think Bad breath, NOT hot.
Tooth: Makes my stomach hurt just thinking about it, and that was a joke for thr GTP.
Dan-O: yea yea, and GREEN Seats? Are they still playing on the convertable astroturf at Riverfront?
RR: Sometimes, drastic times call for drastic measures.
Tooth: true dat.
Doc: I don't drink coffee, but I am sure that sucks!
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