If you hold your left arm in the air, caulk your head 11.25 degrees to the left, and then spin 13 times to the right, stop suddenly and do a backbend, the Bengals will get into the playoffs.
I think that is about what it takes.
Or was it all the planets have to align in a perfect B shape?
Can't remember... but UGHH! What a disappointment to watch them hand away their own playoff destiny!
Don't you practice those snaps?
Chad, did you eat so many greasy burgers that your hands are too slippery to hold on anymore?
Carson, who were you throwing to?
Housh, buddy, what was the uproar all about in the middle of the game....
Let's communicate a little this week, and hope the planets align. :(
It's a sad day in WhoDey land.
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So you're saying there's a chance ...
At least your team has a chance. Mine doesn't have JACK SQUAT. Stupid Vikings.
2Two things here one relating to the Bengals and one indirectly relating to the Bengals:
1: I can't figure out why a guy (ie. the punter) who is used to getting 15 yards between him and the snapper, to get himself ready for the ball to arrive, is the one who is the place kick holder. It has been my summation that the backup QB should always have this task since the furthest he is ever away is in the shotgun, @4 yards away from the center, with a much quicker reaction time to
off-the-mark snaps.
2: When a team is up for a playoff spot(ie. the Jets) and the opposing team is not(ie. the Dolphins), the leaugue should never allow a team to just "try out a new quarter back" BEFORE HALFTIME and through the rest of the game just to "get him some reps"!!!!!! That's what pre-season is for assholes.
I think this post was about football, but I can't be sure.
I love the word caulk. I go to the hardware store and ask for it all the time. The crowd goes wild.
**sigh**
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