Well, apparently the natives (aka Mr. Morris) are restless, so I need to write something. In honor of Mr. Morris and his recent trip to my Mecca, I will right a top ten of the best things about Vegas.
1. Gambling - I can put money down on everything from War to Poker to BJ to the Bengals winning the AFC. Gotta love that.
2. What happens in Vegas, STAYS in Vegas - And the fact that the entire city has this mentality.
3. 24-hour days - Nowhere else really believes that there are 24 hours in a day and we need to use all of them.
4. Being the chip leader at the end of round one in the poker tourney at the Sahara - Men hate losing to a girl.
5. Cheap gambling - You can spend 1 dollar on stuff, rather than 15 or 20 at the boats, so when you are having a bad day, you can still afford to have fun.
6. Free drinks - Again, 24 hours a day.
7. Men - The city is full of them, and they are usually drunk, carrying cash and being stupid.
8. 21-and-over - Kids, get out of here. They are at the pool, and standing in front of the Mirage for the volcano Eruption or the Pirate fight. Other than that, we are GOOD TO GO.
9. The weather - Hello, hot and dry - and you can lay out and tan during the day as your "sleep" time
10. "Escort Collector Cards" - The dudes and chicks on the street, who tend to all be of latino decent, that pass out the trading cards for all the escorts in the city. It's all about the "Slap, slap, here's a card" to get you attention. My friend collected them to see how many different cards he could get. (If you have been there, you know EXACTLY what I mean.)
DAMN, now I want to go back - - - mostly because of 1-9 though.
10 comments:
Vegas Baby, Vegas. This is one of the possibilities for us in Feb. or March of this upcoming year. Choice 1 is a cruise somewhere.
Drunk men + money = Happy Dr. Stephanie
free drinks + men who dont care + money + free drinks (again)= happy dentist
Dan + Vegas(free drinks)/Wife + free drinks(mass money made)= possible baby???? Wait wait, let me redo this, that can't be right.........
Way to suck the fun out of Vegas Dan-o. Nobody goes there to reproduce, thats what the majority of people are trying to avoid. Well, that, and chlamydia, not sure which would be worse.
I never understood the whole slapping of the cards, do they think that's enticing people to take the cards from them?
What I learned from Vegas? Never bluff with 9-5 in the big blind with 2 aces on the flop. No one believes it. Oops. And in the middle of the week it's not quite as wild, or full of single women. The guys...totally different story.
Dr. Stephanie = ((shoes + money + Vegas + clothes) * men^2) - reproduction
Where did all the formulas come from...
And Mr. Morris, DUH. You gotta read the blinds. Anyone with an Ace is slowplaying at that point.
And the slapping totally makes you take them, DUH!
Who's Mr. Morris?
Mr. Morris (aka Zack Morris, friend to all Saved-by-the-Bell-an's) is my friend.
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